Madonna Planning Marriage with Jesus?

After ten months of denials and self-serving teasing, sources believe Madonna is finally ready to wed Jesus Luz.

The odd couple met in Rio de Janeiro, where Jesus was hired for one of Madge’s photoshoots. For reasons unknown they just started kissing. The 51-year old singer is now said to be crazy about her Brazilian boytoy, and is supposedly planning a marriage by the end of the year.

“He’s so sweet,” she told biographer, Randy Taraborrelli. “He checks in with me all the time. I should probably do the same, but I’m too self-absorbed.’

Randy, who has had the dubious pleasure of talking to Madge for hours on end, is quite clear on the odd pair’s romantic connection, ‘Madonna is crazy about Jesus and is telling close friends that she can definitely see herself marrying him.”

And despite having already married and dumped film director, Guy Ritchie and the actor, Sean Penn, Madge is now said to be plotting another confetti-encrusted publicity binge, “She wants a lavish ceremony.” says Taraborrelli. “She has wonderful memories of the other weddings, and now wants another big and fantastic affair.”

And it sounds like she’s got Jesus well trained, “He respects her, that’s number one,” a friend of the pair tells the Mail. “He also likes how she juggles her career with being a mother, and he understands she’s self-absorbed, too.’

And then it gets juicy: “Of course, the sex between them is scorching. To be honest, that’s what’s driving things.’

There’s no hint of a date yet, but when – and if – Madge makes her mind up, you’d have to be dead not to know.

We’ll keep you posted.