Monday, February 16, 2009

Madonna Converted Jesus Luz to Kabbalah

Madonna has converted Jesus Luz to Kabbalah.

Looks like this romance is going as planned, first she strolled around with him in New York City and then she got him to wear a red bracelet.

Well done, Madge. She's still got it and it seems as if Madonna is doing her usual jedi mind tricks, too. Jesus is “captivated.”

According to the Daily Mirror:

"Jesus' family are very traditional and quite religious so this news is sure to come as something of a shock. But Jesus is totally taken with Madonna and is slightly in awe of her. Quite simply he can’t get enough, and finds her utterly compelling and bewitching. The pair have spent a lot of time together in recent weeks and Madonna’s chatted quite freely about her personal beliefs – especially Kabbalah. He has taken a real interest in it and started making a few online inquiries into the faith.”

Madonna met Jesus during a recent photo shoot for W Magazine and has been "in love" ever since.

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