Fashion designer Isabel Mastache makes "avant garde" designs. Or, in layman's terms, crazy shit designs. Stuff that even Lady Gaga wouldn't wear, when she's wearing clothes. At Madrid's Fashion Week, Mastache's new Fall 2010/Winter 2011 collection included a bunny-ish sweater with hood and puffs, a yellow cabbage-rose headpiece, various explosions of fabric, and yes, the penis trouser.
Fashion is about expression, creative license, and making a statement...but putting gentils on parade, its not! The only time that's okay is with super-sexy underwear; not slacks made for everyone to see.
It's not a wrong to see a nice bulge here and there. But for the same reasons we never approved of the 1980s skinny jean — that wasn't so much skinny as it was ill-fitting — we do not approve of Mastache's snake trouser that embeds a pouch for your junk to hang in plain sight.
The only people we can see getting behind this are fertility doctors, who, we hear, recommend keeping your semen particles away from your body to lower their temperature. And even then: Ew, gross.
Here's a video of her newest collection:
Fashion is about expression, creative license, and making a statement...but putting gentils on parade, its not! The only time that's okay is with super-sexy underwear; not slacks made for everyone to see.
It's not a wrong to see a nice bulge here and there. But for the same reasons we never approved of the 1980s skinny jean — that wasn't so much skinny as it was ill-fitting — we do not approve of Mastache's snake trouser that embeds a pouch for your junk to hang in plain sight.
The only people we can see getting behind this are fertility doctors, who, we hear, recommend keeping your semen particles away from your body to lower their temperature. And even then: Ew, gross.
Here's a video of her newest collection:
ISABEL MASTACHE Fall Winter 2010 / 11 Cibeles from NEOMODA on Vimeo.
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