Ellen DeGeneres Struts Her Stuff for Richie Rich

Fans expecting to see Pamela Anderson strut her stuff during Richie Rich's runway show at New York Fashion Week got an even bigger surprise when a spiky-haired Ellen DeGeneres walked the runway during the show's finale.

Rich, who is known for his notoriously energetic and outrageous shows, outfitted the comedian in a silver suit, tiny hat and lace-up ankle sneakers. DeGeneres' wife, actress Portia de Rossi, cheered her on from the front row.

Friends Won't Let Friends Wear Isabel Mastache's Penis Pants

Fashion designer Isabel Mastache makes "avant garde" designs. Or, in layman's terms, crazy shit designs. Stuff that even Lady Gaga wouldn't wear, when she's wearing clothes.

At Madrid's Fashion Week, Mastache's new Fall 2010/Winter 2011 collection included a bunny-ish sweater with hood and puffs, a yellow cabbage-rose headpiece, various explosions of fabric, and yes, the penis trouser.

Fashion is about expression, creative license, and making a statement...but putting gentils on parade, its not! The only time that's okay is with super-sexy underwear; not slacks made for everyone to see.

It's not a wrong to see a nice bulge here and there. But for the same reasons we never approved of the 1980s skinny jean — that wasn't so much skinny as it was ill-fitting — we do not approve of Mastache's snake trouser that embeds a pouch for your junk to hang in plain sight.

The only people we can see getting behind this are fertility doctors, who, we hear, recommend keeping your semen particles away from your body to lower their temperature. And even then: Ew, gross.

Here's a video of her newest collection:

ISABEL MASTACHE Fall Winter 2010 / 11 Cibeles from NEOMODA on Vimeo.

Paparazzi!: Fashion Idol

Adam Lambert sticks to the sidelines in New York City on Tuesday night during a fashion show for design duo The Blonds. The avant-garde American Idol star sat front row with a myriad of Manhattan fashion scenesters.