Friday, January 15, 2010

35-Year-Old Material Boy Claims Madonna is His Biological Mother

News from MUZOPHILE's Blog...

In the following trailer for 'Material Boy,' a guy claims that on Christmas Eve in 1973, Madonna, who was 15 at the time, pushed him out of her cooch, put him in a basket and sent him down the river to be raised by Kryptonian Egyptians.



How long before Madonna comes after his ass with a cease and desist order? If all this turns out to be true (which I doubt it will), at least Jesus will have a new playmate and can stop driving David and Mercy crazy.

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