John Mayer Didn't Kiss a Guy at a Gay Club

Yes, John Mayer went to a gay club in Palm Springs, but no, he wasn't smooched by a man -- end of story. Of course, rumors spread faster than the balloon (without the) boy flew that the singer had locked lips with a dude while "dancing his face off" at the club in Southern California. So, he did what anyone would do in this situation: He mouthed off on Twitter.

John tweeted: "Rumor check: went to gay bar in Palm Springs, yes. Had a blast. Danced my face off," he began. "Someone there planted a kiss on me? No."

And his rant continued in another post, aimed at drama mamas this time. He wrote: "You know who the most flamboyant crowd is? Straight, drunk girls. They're like a bunch of little Charles Nelson Reillys." Take that.